Machete A Big Slice of Action

I can’t believe I actually waited a whole week before checking out Robert Rodriguez’s smash hit Machete. This 100% adrenaline rush of entertainment should have made the cover of the New York Times, Boston Globe and Rolling Stone. Anyone who does not give this movie at least 4 Stars has no idea whatsoever about great movies. Machete makes Danny Trejo look like Elvis. If anyone can make an average person look like the hottest thing since sliced bread, it is Robert Rodriguez. An all-star cast headed up this film with actors like Robert DeNiro, Jessica Alba, Don Johnson, Cheech Marin, Steven Seagal and of course, the actress with the same name as me, Michelle Rodriguez.
Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan could never look as hot as they did in this movie. Talk about power houses, stacked with great bodies and kick-a** style. Some actors who are seen as mediocre found their niche as their characters in Machete. Forget about Miami Vice for Don Johnson. I didn’t even recognize him until half way through the movie! Sporting sunglasses, a cowboy hat and lamb chops you would never guess this was the same person who wore pastel shirts and loafers. Johnson plays a sheriff hell-bent on taking out any Mexicans that attempt to cross the border into Texas illegally. DeNiro, that’s right Robert DeNiro, is the crooked politician trying to get into office and win over the hearts of Texas folk by demanding that he would stop the leak of illegal immigrants crossing the border.










